[Camille is just sitting in her cafe with a lit white candle and a mug of tea.]

Happy Longnight, everyone. I hope you have a good night and like your presents.

Also if anyone wants to join me in staying up all night and keeping the candles lit, feel free.

[ooc: massive longnight list of presents here]

[She's in the form of a dragon today just to piss certain people off.]Hello, my buckaroos! Longnight is coming up! I hope you all have Longnight back in your homes, or some equivalent? Well, short version, it's the longest night of the year, the Winter Solstice. It's a somewhat more solemn holiday than Summersend, but it's still a time for good ( Read more... )

[Despite all the excitement lately, Camille seems a little subdued right now. Her expression doesn't reveal anything, but she's in a plain human appearance. The only thing out of place are the corkscrew troll horns on her head. She's sitting in her cafe, leaning back in her chair with her feet up on a table.]So, today is November 7th! Which means ( Read more... )

[Guess who's a talking Jack-o-Lantern today?]

Starting right now, I'll be stocking the cafe with pumpkin-flavored everything and assorted fall-flavored goodies! Everything from mulled apple cider to spiced muffins to pumpkin danishes! Also, between now and the first of Hunter's M--erm--November, I'll be offering whole pies for completely free! We' ( Read more... )

[I'm sorry, Sacrosanct, but THIS is now happening on your wearables. Except it's Camille. And she is literally made out of candy. And the lyrics are slightly different.]

Greetings, loved ones!
Let's take a journey~

( AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A THREE, HIT IT. )

I am declaring this Free Tea week. Have a feeling that a fair few of you out there need it. I will be bringing a cup of tea to anyone who wants it, no exceptions.

Hm, take that back. AM, SHODAN and that fox girl are the only exceptions. Though if anyone could point me in their direction, I could brew up a nice pot of acid tea.

[Well, today Camille isn't looking hideous or unnerving. Today she just looks like an adorable fennec fox. Albeit a fennec fox with eye-raping neon coloring.]

Hmmmm, is there something going on that I should know about? Things are seeming tense. Again. Lots of crazy robots and suchall on the network again! It's really becoming a theme, isn't it ( Read more... )

[For once Camille is only using audio. Her typically weirdness is absent from the network today.]

Well! I'm really quite glad all of that is over. How is everyone?

New item on the menu this week--chocolate-peanut butter cheesecake! I hope you'll all stop by and try some!

[She's a cat today, with corkscrew troll horns. She's taken this form so no one can read her face. She sits very primly in front of the camera, as if nothing in the world is wrong. When she speaks, her voice is even.]I have been thinking. And I might have an idea ( Read more... )

[You know Camille? Flirty, cheerful, mischievous?]

[Yeah, she's none of those things right now. She is staring full into the camera, completely human except for sporting some cat eyes. She looks scared, frantic and extremely serious.]

I need everyone to listen to me, right now. Everyone. I have never been more serious ( Read more... )